Worst app ever. Money back please.

The alarm goes off. Plays a sound. I wanted it to play my pre recorded message so I dont have to pick up my phone. Unlock with my code. Open the app. Click my message ... Then play it. Ugh, doesnt help. I could have read a pop up message reminder easier than that. How do I get my money back?

Sammys phone about Reminders with Voice Reminder, v4.4